Food Stamps – A Goode One

Okay, boys and girls, it’s time for Mama A.J.’s Words of Wisdom (aka Ten Things That Are Pissing Me Off).

If you call in sick but feel good enough to spend your day on Facebook talking about how sick you are, then shut up and go to work.
If you can drive yourself to the ER to get shots of pain meds for your Migraine, then chances are good that you don’t really need the shots.
If you get Disability for a “bad back” but get cash for doing roofing jobs “on the side”, then you are slime.
If you get Disability for Narcolepsy but can still get a Driver’s License, then our system is totally screwed up.
If you get Food Stamps and WIC but can afford $300 extensions and bi-weekly gel manicures, then we have a problem.
If you have lost a lot of weight and you feel the need to whine and wheeze about how hard life is now that you are skinny, then shut the hell up and eat a damn cheeseburger.
If you bitch about your employer and co-workers on Facebook and you are surprised when you get fired for it, then you are an idiot.
If you use social media to make public announcements about private matters, then you forfeit the right to tell anyone to mind their own business.
If you post your writing on a public site and bawl like a little baby the instant someone doesn’t praise you, then don’t post your work on a public site. Hang it on your mommy’s refrigerator and get a new pacifier.
If you can’t remember the last time you said something that wasn’t a complaint, then suck it up, Snowflake. We’re tired of hearing it.